Hold My Beer!!!

Dragan's Catch of the Week

Every once in a while you stumble across pure GOLD! Well my dear, dear friends today we all struck it rich! The short story you're about to read is absolute GOLD, whether it's true or not has no real relevance, it's still pure GOLD. I can't remember the last time I was this excited about writing a blog. This article is titled "Sharks Wary of Drunken Serbs" and you'll never guess where it goes from there. With out any further adieu here it is in it's entirerty with a couple of coment from yours truly!

Dragan Stevic (what a name!!!) of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened (so awesome), though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media. Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" (one bad ass title) and thanked him for saving their tourist season.

Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking (usually a bad idea). As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers (an even worse idea).

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer (absolutely classic) and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan. “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark (really???) which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly (No $*#%&!@ WAY). The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle (I'm good guys, I'm just gonna walk it off), telling them the water was not that soft. The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning (Dragan is an all-star). After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. (Unreal......)

I'm not sure what Dragan looks like but I bet it's something like this. You know this dude kills sharks with a cannonballs and pencil dives weekly!

There is nothing else that I could write here that would top that story! However, you'll be stoked to know that the surf is building and we're going to have some great waves this week. Should be fun tomorrow first thing with chest plus sets and strong NW winds and fun all day! Then more waves Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. NH IS FOR SURFING!!!!

It's snowing and Steve and I are in the shop till seven. Steve is rocking out!!!! to some Christmas music right now. Come down and hang out, even if you don't need anything just seeing Steve dance and sing is worth it!

Full Lunar Eclipse tonight after midnight! Set your alarm and get up for it! Should be starting around 1:30am.

DRAGAN!!!!! SURFING!!!!!!!!! ECLIPSES!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PIONEERS!!!!!!!!!!